Suckers come into my places.
Though my cancer cure is lame.
'Marks' come from all the races.
But they are all the same.
Being gullible is human.
Nobody can know it all.
So I cheat them of their money.
'Cept the ones on the ball.
(Chorus)
My diet can cure cancer.
So give me your money.
Then do what I tell you to do.
I have got your answer.
I'm your only hope honey,
If you want to live drink my brew.
I want to make a billion dollars.
If clients live it's alright with me.
Living clients and their stories are
great advertising, plus it's free.
The 'marks' have hope on their faces
Full of trust, it's such a shame
I make up new health crazes
When some folks die, I'm to blame
(Chorus)
My diet can cure cancer.
So give me your money.
Then do what I tell you to do.
I have got your answer.
I find it real funny.
that you pay me to defraud you.
(Chorus)
My diet can't cure cancer.
It's a waste of money.
But you will won't admit it will you?
Like a light brigade lancer.
You gonna die sonny.
You didn't read the Cochrane Reviews.
(Interlude)
A Douche bag for dollars.
The American Congress is full of credulous dudes.
Let me loosen up your N.C.C.A.M.
Tell me do you want a coffee enema again?
(Chorus)
My diet can cure cancer.
So give me your money.
Then do what I tell you to do.
I have got your answer.
I'm your only hope honey,
If you want to live drink my brew.